St
Francis
of
Assisi
September
26th,
1181
-
October
3rd,
1226
Larry
Grayson
British
Comic
August
21st,
1923
-
7th
January
1995 Well
I
thought
I
was
dead,
what
with
my
name
being
St
Francis
of
Assisi.
Anyway
there’s
this
man
here
vicars,
pope,
bishop
that’s
him.
So
I
was
lying
in
bed,
I
lay
there
and
I
thought
I
feel
better
this
morning,
my
fairy
godmother
waved
her
magic
wand,
‘get
out
of
bed,
shave
your
legs
and
get
out’.
So
I
got
out
of
me
hammock,
I
sleep
in
a
hammock
you
know.
Well
I
wanted
to
be
in
the
Navy
you
know
but
I
never
quite
made
it.
The
nearest
I
got
to
be
being
in
the
Navy
was
an
all
male
review
called
come
peep
through
my
porthole.
So,
anyways
I
went
downstairs
and
Slack
Alice
came
to
the
door,
(the
draught
in
here)
Slack
Alice
came
to
the
door
and
she
said
I’ve
had
this
phone
call
for
you
Francis,
she
said
I’ve
had
this
phone
call
from
this
bishop
man
and
he
wants
you
to
do
a
show
up
at
the
dome
–
and
I
said
no,
after
I
appeared
as
Friar
Tuck
in
Robin
Hood
and
his
Merry
Men
I
said
I’ve
done
enough.
I
said
well
I
felt
like
I
had
done
enough. My
Legs
giving
me
ill.
So
this
vicar,
bishop
bloke
says
‘Well
what
can
you
do?’ I
said
‘Well
I
don’t
really
know.’ He
said
‘Well
you
used
to
always
finish
your
acts
very
big
Francis,
the
way
you
used
to
throw
your
handkerchief
on
the
floor
and
bend
back
and
pick
up
your
handkerchief
with
your
teeth/’ ‘I
can’t
do
that’
I
said.
I
can’t
do
anything
like
that,
all
those
days
have
gone
by
you
see
the
years
have
gone
by. Somebody’s
been
biting
my
nails. Anyways
so
I
says
I
don’t
know
what
to
do. So
this
Bishop,
what’s
his
face
from
here
says
come
down
here
n
so
I
thought
I
was
going
to
the
monastery
and
I
said
I
don’t
think
I
will.
So
I
opened
up
a
wool
shop
called
knit
one,
pearl
two.
I
had
to
close
it
tonight
to
come
here
and
do
this. Lets
have
a
change
of
scenery. I
thought
I’ll
come
here
tonight.
You
know
I’ve
gone
ever
so
dizzy;
I’ve
gone
as
faint
as
a
robin.
I
thought
people
haven’t
seen
me
in
such
a
long
time
because
people
keep
on
asking
what’s
happened
to
him,
where’s
he
gone
to
what
with
me
being
the
patron
saint
of
animals
and
the
environment
and
they
are
such
big
causes
these
days
aren’t
they. Well
when
I
came
in
tonight
without
me
frame
they
nearly
fell
on
the
floor.
They
said
‘He
looks
alright
doesn’t
he
you
know.’ I
only
came
out
tonight
so
that
people
can
still
see
I’m
still
alive
that’s
all
I’ve
done
it
for.
It’s
true.
All
these
people
asking
–
where
is
he,
what’s
he
doing,
well
I’m
alright
you
see.
I
can
walk
without
a
frame.
Still
got
me
hair,
face
hasn’t
been
lifted
so
well
mmm
here
I
am. It’s
lovely
being
here
with
you
all
and
I
thought
to
keep
this
bishop
chap
happy
what
I
would
do
for
you
tonight
and
me
and
Slack
Alice
have
just
been
on
a
lovely
trip
to
see
this
historical
building
in
Istanbul
–
and
don’t
laugh
otherwise
I
wont
be
able
to
do
it-
so
this
evening
I
would
like
to
build
that
wondrous
wonder
of
Church,
Mosque
and
Museum
–
The
Hagia
Sophia.
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